I'm curious too. A souvenir would be nice.
You know we will probably never witness shit like this again.
If an anon could help me get one to AUS. Would be lovely.
The highway, which became one of the most famous roads in the United States, originally ran from Chicago, Illinois, through Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona before terminating in Santa Monica in Los Angeles County, California, covering a total of 2,448 miles (3,940 km).
Not be The Buzzkill "Actually..." Guy(tm), but for the sake of accuracy: The program isn't handing out crackpipes.
It's distributing what they are calling "safe smoking kits" that have things to sanitize your crackpipe experience. It includes alcohol pads you can use to disinfect your crackpipe, a rubber mouthpiece cover to prevent you from cutting your lips, and small brass mesh filters you can install in your crackpipe to prevent from inhaling large particulate matter instead of the sweet, sweet, cracky (or methy) goodness.
The end user is still responsible for acquiring their own crackpipe. The government is just providing safety enhancements for it. To stop the spread of disease and prevent injuries common in the crack-using community.
What's that? No, you can't get a $10K loan to buy tools to start a carpentry business downtown anymore. We used the money for that program to buy these kits for you instead.
Happy Cracking, empowered person of color whose citizenship status I'm not inquiring about!
I'm curious too. A souvenir would be nice. You know we will probably never witness shit like this again. If an anon could help me get one to AUS. Would be lovely.
40 years from now on Pawn Stars...
Lol .. crack house find... instead of the orthodox boring current barn and storage finds ...
If he needs one, he only needs to ask Hunter for one.
I just want an original ABC Pipe.
Government crack pipe kits will be a collectors item very soon.
How about adding Hunter's endorsement?
Commemorative "Hunter Biden Edition", with his signature lasered onto the side of the pipe.
Ok so just follow I-40, then old 66…until you hit the ocean. At the ocean, look left. That’s it.
The highway, which became one of the most famous roads in the United States, originally ran from Chicago, Illinois, through Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona before terminating in Santa Monica in Los Angeles County, California, covering a total of 2,448 miles (3,940 km).
It's gonna be a long night!
Fly to Mexico, sneak across the border, collect $450,000, take a limo to San Francisco. Poop on the street and go shopping without any money.
THEN you can get a free crack pipe.
I also want my government issued crackpipe.
ABC Pipe..........A Biden Crack Pipe!
Not be The Buzzkill "Actually..." Guy(tm), but for the sake of accuracy: The program isn't handing out crackpipes.
It's distributing what they are calling "safe smoking kits" that have things to sanitize your crackpipe experience. It includes alcohol pads you can use to disinfect your crackpipe, a rubber mouthpiece cover to prevent you from cutting your lips, and small brass mesh filters you can install in your crackpipe to prevent from inhaling large particulate matter instead of the sweet, sweet, cracky (or methy) goodness.
The end user is still responsible for acquiring their own crackpipe. The government is just providing safety enhancements for it. To stop the spread of disease and prevent injuries common in the crack-using community.
What's that? No, you can't get a $10K loan to buy tools to start a carpentry business downtown anymore. We used the money for that program to buy these kits for you instead.
Happy Cracking, empowered person of color whose citizenship status I'm not inquiring about!
Just get a rose from the corner store.