The US was rocked by a military and diplomatic earthquake on Monday after Chinese leaders revealed that the Middle Kingdom has constructed an N-bomb capable of reaching the mainland United States, and is prepared to use it.
“If America persists in imposing its imperialist designs on China and the Chinese people, then China will not hesitate to respond with immediate deployment of the N-bomb,” Xi Jinping said in a speech to the Communist Party Congress.
Is that where they seize all the tv channels and tell the “N word” a lot of times?
“America has built its entire foreign and domestic policy apparatus around never, ever allowing an N-bomb to be deployed,” said Harvard IR professor Michael Richards. “America has instituted draconian censorship rules, fired many of its most talented scientists and computer scientists, and erected a hugely costly and burdensome HR infrastructure, all for the sake of preventing N-bomb deployment. Now, China could ruin that in a day.”
The N-bomb’s effects are as unconventional as they are severe. When detonated in a mid-air burst, the N-bomb blasts out the “Hard R” N-word at a volume that can be heard hundreds of miles away. According to defense officials, the specific payload of the Chinese N-bomb is a clip of Randy Marsh saying the N-word in South Park, hearable at a range of of 275 miles.
This MUST be from the Babylon Bee.
No such attribution in the article, but it is certainly in that vein.
Nuclear or Neutron?
Can you not be bothered to read past the headlines, even here?
Sorry....I was expecting the normal doomer post and not this splendid failure at forum sliding
Sell that shit.
"Jackson said that U.S. researchers had explored alternative strategic weapons such as the C-bomb and the G-bomb, but all have proven to have far less destructive power than the N-bomb.
“Honestly, we’re probably f***ed,” Jackson said."
I read the headline thinking they were talking about a nude bomb.
Neutron Bomb
Can you not be bothered to read past the headlines, even here? Look, I've manipulated your opinion and perception without even trying.
Not sure what your talking about, but CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You've managed to be deceiving on an anonymous internet message board.
So... give yourself a big ole participation trophy, and party on, I guess!
I'll just leave you to simmer in your own bullshit.
You win.
I concede
Yea, but we have the Q bomb.
What a throwback!
OP this post is a great reading comprehension test. Almost a “Turing Test”.
10 seconds Mr. Marsh!
...howls....