1 Nuclear Launch Codes To Be Stored Securely On CNN+ Broadcast Where No One Will Ever See Them
2 Pharisees Delighted By This New 'Wokeness' Thing That Lets Them Constantly Judge And Make Everyone Feel Guilty
3 After Being Denied Tattoo, Sixth Grader Decides To Have Gender Reassignment Surgery Instead
4 Orcs March On Minas Tirith In Mostly Peaceful Protest
https://babylonbee.com/news/orcs-march-on-minas-tirith-in-mostly-peaceful-protest
5 Amazon's New Lord Of The Rings Series To Include Bisexual Transgender Elf In Wheelchair
6 Pure Flix Debuts Gritty New Christian Drama 'Breaking Good'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pure-flix-debuts-gritty-new-christian-drama-breaking-good
7 Liberal Worried That Next COVID-19 Wave Might Be Too Mild To Use To Push Agenda
8 Man Imports Chinese Version Of Films So He Doesn't Have To See All The LGBTQ Stuff
9 Investigators Claim David Used Illegal ‘Ghost’ Sling In Lethal Assault Against Goliath
10 Mickey Mouse Tells Viewers That Transgender Surgery Scalpel Is 'A Surprise Tool That Will Help Us Later'
...don't worry...
...Bee happy...
I love the BB 😂 Brings many keks!
...God blessed you with a sense of humor....
howls with satisfaction
Quit it MAGA_mandalorian 2--- You're going to Start a Howl
https://youtu.be/Jw0c9z8EllE
Tippity top kek dog fren 😂😂
...wags tail appreciatively....
PRICELESS!! and that is just how it all starts, out here in the wilds of Texas...gonna hafta find a plastic cover for my keyboard...lmao
...absolutely....
Neat
...doggy grins....
heh heh heh. Good stuff.
...doggy winks....
Thank you for starting the BB funnies up. Love these. But my all time favorite will always be the White Witch Whitmer.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=White+Witch+Whitmer-+Babylon+Bee&atb=v315-1&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sott.net%2Fimage%2Fs29%2F591937%2Ffull%2Farticle_7567_2.jpg
https://babylonbee.com/news/gretchen-whitmer-casts-spell-on-michigan-so-it-is-always-winter-and-never-christmas
...that...
...was a classic....