swollen and distended or congested
Example: "a turgid and fast-moving river"
swollen
congested
(of language or style) tediously pompous or bombastic
Example: "some turgid verses on the death of Prince Albert"
bombastic
pompous
overblown
overripe
inflated
high-flown
affected
pretentious
grandiose
florid
flowery
ornate
magniloquent
grandiloquent
rhetorical
oratorical
orotund
My buddy used to joke he was a porn star and talk about his turgid ______.
"Turgid" is the perfect word. His communications are all like that.
"Turgid" sounds like the title of a Nightmare on Elm street movie.
turgid adjective
My buddy used to joke he was a porn star and talk about his turgid ______.
"Swollen congested" doesn't exactly sound like the dick of a porn star. It sounds more like someone who can't get any.
My friend’s a gaffer. Since my Rebirth I don’t enjoy sexual jokes.