1 Report: Social Media Platforms To Allow Questioning Election Integrity After Republicans Win Everything In November
2 'I'm Sorry, Dave—I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Intones Menacing Mark Zuckerberg As Man Attempts To Delete His Facebook Account
3 Tragic: Bill Gates Had A Cure For Coronavirus But It Was Erased By A Windows Virus
4 New Google Technology Autocorrects Users' Thoughts
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-technology-autocorrects-users-thoughts
5 Health Experts Warn Against Dangers Of Drinking And Browsing Amazon
https://babylonbee.com/news/health-experts-warn-against-dangers-of-drinking-and-browsing-amazon
6 China Introduces New Head Of COVID Policy Dr. Anthon-Yong Fauching
https://babylonbee.com/news/china-introduces-new-head-of-covid-policy-dr-anthonyong-fauching
7 Los Angeles Reinstitutes Mask Mandate Amid Concerning Spike Of Freedom
https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-reinstitutes-mask-mandate-amid-concerning-spike-of-freedom
8 Pfizer Releases Brand New, Never-Before-Seen Drug 'Pfivermectin'
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-releases-popular-new-drug-pfivermectin
9 To Defeat New Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time
10 Luke Skywalker Pulls Out Of Death Star Trench Run To Focus On Mental Health
...don't worry...
...Bee happy...
...wags tail joyously....
HAL9000: I'm Sorry, Dave—I'm Afraid I Can't Do That. DAVE: Let's talk about your health.
Privatewesterncentralbank
Is that what the fuck he's been saying? I've been avoiding his podcast because of that phrase. I've got partial hearing loss, so it made it even harder for me to understand him. So annoying Privatewestancentralbank. Love Dave, but enuniciate!
What's very interesting is, my hearing is fine and I struggled with it for a while before I figured it out.
So is it private Western central bank? Doesn't really make sense why he includes Western. They're in 99% of countries.
Oh hell yeah that was absolutely perfect!
...howls....
The people at the Bee are geniuses. They consistently come up with the funniest things, day after day. Just reading the Titles made me laugh and I rarely lol.
..."if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane"....
Pfizermectin is Pfake News.
...Babylon Bee is a satire site...
...so in a sense...
...you are absolutely correct....
Haha, that's a Pfunny one, Phrog!
Man the Gates one was brilliant
...that one got a LOL out of the dog....
Never tire of that cute puppy howling.
...there is a special place in Heaven for puppy lovers....
...doggy winks....
Thank you, Ash! Love the Bee posts!
...doggy smiles...
...you guys are why I am here....
savage posting. you need to be reported! (updoot included)
...wags tail gratefully....