Yes you do, groomer! Get that bat shoved up your bum!
(media.greatawakening.win)
🐸 OK, GROOMER! 🏳️⚧️
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As a small female, I sometimes wonder what it’s like to be a 200+ pound 6’5 human cause I’m the opposite of “big and tall”.
Then I remember that dudes have a fruit basket between their legs and I say THANK YOU JESUS FOR MAKING ME FEMALE 😂💀
Playing hockey and lacrosse with that fruit basket wasn't much fun in certain instances 😳
<three octaves higher than normal> Former ice hockey goalie here!
I never touched your perccoets nor do I have any. Sir
I've played Gorillaball before (if you aren't familiar with it, it's basically soccer but in a tiny hexagon and you can only use your hands and if it touches your foot your out) and when some of these burly kids get in and start swinging boy you better keep your. balls out of the way or your gonna be hurting!
Crease attack is not a safe zone when you're shielding shots.
Thats right! I was like a second goalie on the team because I blocked so many dang shots. I even broke a pinky blocking a shot. One of my teammates had his cup (the plastic in the jock strap) shatter when he took a shot. He waved for the ref to stop play then pulled out the pieces right there in front of everyone.
That's funny.
I was an impressionable high schooler when Gretzky was just starting at Edmonton. His style suited me well at Attack - on the wing. Let everyone do the dirty work and I'll do the scoring and assisting. My Crease Defense older brother made sure I felt the pain, even if it was away from the field.
Based on how tall he looks he could be 260 to 300 plus pounds. He could stick you to the ceiling to talk with you. :)
I would shove that bat up my own ass to avoid the beating that mountain of a man would deliver.
You can't avoid the insufferable fury of a father to protect his children. And these DS globopedos are about to learn that while swinging from a tree.
How cornucopia with a fruit basket between your legs? Good question.
But I know This guy has a 'horn of plenty'.
LOL