Yeah the line "and so is maple surple" was obviously the trigger but I apparently combine every R. Miller song into one song mentally. And I like random tangents. And squirrels. Except the ones that show up at my house to try to take up residence, those I like less. OK that's good for now
That may be good enough for a Nobel Prize in poetry given their standards.
You truly are poetic. I will repeat this every day it's so good.
You can't roller skate in a you know, the thing
Edit: Damn it, that's a different song. Oh well. I keep meaning to get the dude's greatest hits at least.
Whole new meaning to snowball 🤪
Yeah the line "and so is maple surple" was obviously the trigger but I apparently combine every R. Miller song into one song mentally. And I like random tangents. And squirrels. Except the ones that show up at my house to try to take up residence, those I like less. OK that's good for now
Basement he is hidin', fuck Joe biden.
Laptop of hell, son destined for jail.
With a mind wearing thin, Big guy gets 10.
A rigged election, economic depression
Faked deaths paparazzi, to give aid to some NAZIs
All they do is projection, covids back for elections.
All the Dems are running, Durham is coming.
Eating tatters humming, Nothing can stop what is coming.
N_A confirmed Tom McDonald kek
now THAT'S the funniest greatest poem EVER WRITTEN!!! Still laughing.
Seriously, it's simple yet sophisticated. I feel smarter even.
My new favorite poem. Well, I didn't have a favorite before, but I do now.
Hon. mention:
"The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool
They lay. They rotted. They turned Around occasionally
Bits of flesh dropped off them from Time to time
And sank into the pool's mire
They also smelt a great deal."
Can we replace swans with heads of politicians?
Oh, I did a haiku a while back. It's about the Bidens. Let's see if I can remember it.
Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash.
Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash.
Trash. Trash. TRASH. TRASH. TRASH!!!
This just made my night!
What a beautiful poem.
Big shame poetry was removed from the Olympics in 1949, you would be a clear gold medalist.