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ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Get behind these Jordans, Satan!

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Slyver 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAHA.

The Picture + Title was nothing but net, but the follow up was a Slam Dunk of Biblical Proportions.

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MotherfuckinMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's so stupid, it might just be brilliant.

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RoosterHeadBad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now do one for “ducker.”

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MotherfuckinMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mother ducker.

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Recyclops 5 points ago +5 / -0

"He is actually 6'5. With the halo, 6'9."

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USAisgone 4 points ago +4 / -0

In your face satan

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Feelsgoodman 3 points ago +3 / -0

🎶Swerve riiiiight... Swerve lehhhhft🎶

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INK10 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is excellent. Not sure why I find basketball playing Jesus so appealing, but updoot deserved.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same

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Ogcarvattack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus posterizes satan on every drive.

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MAGA_mandalorian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus breaking the devil's ankles with those moves

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sanctified crossover. He's heating up!

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MAGA_mandalorian 2 points ago +2 / -0

white Iverson starts playing, Jesus puts on his all white high top air Jordans satan: Im gonna get dunked on.....