229 Matthew 16:23 (MSG): But Jesus didn’t swerve. “Peter, get out of my way. Satan, get lost. You have no idea how God works.” (media.greatawakening.win) 🏀 SHOTPOST ⛹️ posted 1 year ago by ChronicMetamorphosis 1 year ago by ChronicMetamorphosis +232 / -3 14 comments download share 14 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Get behind these Jordans, Satan!
HAHA.
The Picture + Title was nothing but net, but the follow up was a Slam Dunk of Biblical Proportions.
Now do one for “ducker.”
"He is actually 6'5. With the halo, 6'9."
🎶Swerve riiiiight... Swerve lehhhhft🎶
This is excellent. Not sure why I find basketball playing Jesus so appealing, but updoot deserved.
Same
Jesus posterizes satan on every drive.
Jesus breaking the devil's ankles with those moves
Sanctified crossover. He's heating up!
white Iverson starts playing, Jesus puts on his all white high top air Jordans satan: Im gonna get dunked on.....