227 Matthew 16:23 (MSG): But Jesus didn’t swerve. “Peter, get out of my way. Satan, get lost. You have no idea how God works.” (media.greatawakening.win) 🏀 SHOTPOST ⛹️ posted 47 days ago by ChronicMetamorphosis 47 days ago by ChronicMetamorphosis +230 / -3 14 comments download share 14 comments share download save hide report block hide child comments Comments (14) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 14 ▼ – ChronicMetamorphosis [S] 14 points 47 days ago +14 / -0 Get behind these Jordans, Satan! permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Slyver 10 points 47 days ago +10 / -0 HAHA. The Picture + Title was nothing but net, but the follow up was a Slam Dunk of Biblical Proportions. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – MotherfuckinMAGA 7 points 47 days ago +7 / -0 It's so stupid, it might just be brilliant. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – RoosterHeadBad 6 points 47 days ago +6 / -0 Now do one for “ducker.” permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – MotherfuckinMAGA 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 Mother ducker. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Recyclops 5 points 47 days ago +5 / -0 "He is actually 6'5. With the halo, 6'9." permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – USAisgone 4 points 47 days ago +4 / -0 In your face satan permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Feelsgoodman 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 🎶Swerve riiiiight... Swerve lehhhhft🎶 permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – INK10 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 This is excellent. Not sure why I find basketball playing Jesus so appealing, but updoot deserved. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Ogcarvattack 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 Same permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Ogcarvattack 2 points 47 days ago +2 / -0 Jesus posterizes satan on every drive. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – MAGA_mandalorian 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 Jesus breaking the devil's ankles with those moves permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Ogcarvattack 3 points 47 days ago +3 / -0 Sanctified crossover. He's heating up! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – MAGA_mandalorian 2 points 47 days ago +2 / -0 white Iverson starts playing, Jesus puts on his all white high top air Jordans satan: Im gonna get dunked on..... permalink save report block reply
Get behind these Jordans, Satan!
HAHA.
The Picture + Title was nothing but net, but the follow up was a Slam Dunk of Biblical Proportions.
It's so stupid, it might just be brilliant.
Now do one for “ducker.”
Mother ducker.
"He is actually 6'5. With the halo, 6'9."
In your face satan
🎶Swerve riiiiight... Swerve lehhhhft🎶
This is excellent. Not sure why I find basketball playing Jesus so appealing, but updoot deserved.
Same
Jesus posterizes satan on every drive.
Jesus breaking the devil's ankles with those moves
Sanctified crossover. He's heating up!
white Iverson starts playing, Jesus puts on his all white high top air Jordans satan: Im gonna get dunked on.....