Vegans give butchers a hard time and call them gross. But from what I can tell, a person who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer
A photon gets on an airplane. A stewardess asks if he needs help with his luggage. He responds "no thanks, I'm traveling light".
My friend thought that drinking beer would make him smarter, but I don't think any amount of beer would make my Budweiser.
I just found out my neighbor fell off his roof while playing peekaboo. He is currently in ICU
I went to Cole's Farm Stand to buy some cabbage. But the sales assistant told me that legally I had to buy carrots and mayo too. Apparently, it's Cole's Law.
My wife challenge me to create a car made out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I would tell you a joke about paper but it is tearable.
How do you know when a joke is a Dad joke?
When it's full groan.
You made me laugh the hardest!
A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bar tends says “we don’t serve your kind here.” The mushroom replies “why not? I’m a fungi!”
If big horses have little horses, big cows have liitle cows and big pigs have little pigs, who don't big trains have little trains? Because the union pacific always pulls out in time.
Nice. lol
Hahahahahahahaha!!! The grocer one is the best.