I was driving my truck when my code driver the ultra omega king president Donald J Trump hit me with a hamburger and demanded to drive to the capital I said sir you need a cdl to drive a big truck he said I’m the president of the United States and took my steering wheel off my hands and drove to the capital
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Was gonna write a script for what happened, but I ain't no Adam Schiff.
Trump drove me to work today. I told him I didn't want to go. I wanted to go golfing instead. He didn't listen.
she loves my cock, her husband held her hand
excellent!
Haha. This is SO funny. LOL
Jesus, take the wheel.
Ah, good old Blue Eyes... one blew East and one blew West.