🚨🚨 Lauren Witkze: At 4 am this morning, one of the Georgia Guidestones collapsed and crumbled.
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She wanted to see what her masters' plans were, as she approached, so did the 8.0 earthquake, caused by her fat body as she waddled nearby. She received a phone call to back off, lest the other stones be destroyed too. She can be found in GA stuffing her face, at this very moment. Not (just) at the moment this was written, but also whenever someone is reading this, she is stuffing her face then too.
Awh, it was a better joke when it was implied.
i sorry :Sad_Pepe:
"And in the centuries since the collapse of the rest of the guidestones, as one age gave way to another, the different peoples of Georgia all experienced one constant phenomenon: those who walked through the cursed plot of land within a fortnight past Independence Day would be haunted by the sounds of the grotesque one's teeth gnashing on the flesh of the innocent of times long past."
Sorry for the run-on sentence.