"Why waste time! Just throw your kids straight into the wood chipper!"

California you have some serious morality issues.

Just when you thought California could not do anything more ignorant they come around and blow our mind once again. The people on this school board should all be removed.

High School Pregnancies explode.

California: We have no idea how or why this is happening.

Absolute insanity!!!

That’s a new low even for us

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