THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS
🐴 SHITPOST 💩
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty?
I could see this list growing quickly, haha.
Pre-declined credit card made me laugh
Rodney Dangerfield enters the chat...
Woah! I tell yah!
Da first time I had sex I got scared.
I was all alone woah
Win of the day, hilarious!
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Nice job, LoneWulf.
I can't take credit. A friend sent it to me. I thought it was share-worthy. 😃
lol would make a great stand up comic act.
u/#kek
<smiles, wryly>
The list was very good. And, our puppet, destroyer of America, president is told (and does so) to believe climate change is the most important item to tackle from destroying the Nation, not inflation, and not the wide open border. He does his job great for the puppeteers--but not for Americans. It shows us he didn't get 81 million American votes or he would be liable for what he is doing now!!
A 44oz big gulp os now only 12oz.
... a 12 oz Little Sip.