Well now as a woman it's hard to have sympathy (even I don't know what the umbrella thing is but I'll ask hubby when he gets home from the gym) but at least it's not a vice grip thingie that cranks wide your vajayjay so the gyno can take an extra long Qtip and insert it...to scrape the back of your throat. Once a year!
Well I am a lady. I couldn't go around referencing cock and balls and ......
I can't even finish the joke I'm laughing at my dumb ass. I probably have the filthiest mouth of anyone I know and can't even bring myself to type the P word.
Exactly. And I'm just now hearing that (within the last year or so). My mom had cervical cancer when she was about 30, right after she had my little sister. And back then they did a whole hysterectomy and she went into menopause, then got it in her head that she needed the synthetic estrogen FOR YEARS, until she got breast cancer in her 70s. But back when I was in my 20s, my OB had me come in twice a year for paps BECAUSE Mom had cervical cancer. Now we know it's not hereditary. (And honestly, what cancer can we say is actually hereditary?). I didn't go in for almost 3 years during all this covid shit. Just forgot. But I went in last month and saw the PA, it's always better with the PA than the actual OB, and she told me I didn't even need to come in once a year!
OMG can you imagine if that giant Qtip to test for it went up your dingaling instead of your nose? I can't, because I don't have a dingaling but damn.
Well now as a woman it's hard to have sympathy (even I don't know what the umbrella thing is but I'll ask hubby when he gets home from the gym) but at least it's not a vice grip thingie that cranks wide your vajayjay so the gyno can take an extra long Qtip and insert it...to scrape the back of your throat. Once a year!
You just caused another leftist to attempt to divide by zero
Funny thing is, our grandparents lived into their 80's and 90's with none of those modern medical miracles. What have we lost in the last 50 years?
...and again at vajayjay. HAHAHAHA!
Well I am a lady. I couldn't go around referencing cock and balls and ...... I can't even finish the joke I'm laughing at my dumb ass. I probably have the filthiest mouth of anyone I know and can't even bring myself to type the P word.
If that is to test for cancer...they know from that test if you are likely to get cervical cancer within ten years so once a year is overkill
Exactly. And I'm just now hearing that (within the last year or so). My mom had cervical cancer when she was about 30, right after she had my little sister. And back then they did a whole hysterectomy and she went into menopause, then got it in her head that she needed the synthetic estrogen FOR YEARS, until she got breast cancer in her 70s. But back when I was in my 20s, my OB had me come in twice a year for paps BECAUSE Mom had cervical cancer. Now we know it's not hereditary. (And honestly, what cancer can we say is actually hereditary?). I didn't go in for almost 3 years during all this covid shit. Just forgot. But I went in last month and saw the PA, it's always better with the PA than the actual OB, and she told me I didn't even need to come in once a year!
You had me at dingaling. LOL!