195 () 👀 EYES ON! 👀 posted 3 years ago by Zeitreise 3 years ago by Zeitreise +195 / -0 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Its all good, we got nothing to worry because they changed the definition of recession. All they have to now do is change the definition of misery and suffering and we are bullet proof.
We they changed the definition of freedom.
Indeed. Cue the incoming deluge of cable news segments and articles about how we're not actually in a recession.
Right before the definition of "death" is changed.
Remember the Jahi McMath case? omg.
They misspelled DEPRESSION.
But at least "death" won't be as bad because of the jabs!