I love those YouTube vids where a roomba runs over some squishy dog crap and leaves a ten foot streak down the middle of the white living room carpet. I laugh and laugh. stupid people. Too hard to run a vacuum cleaner????
Actually....We were selling the house and instead of needing to vacuum before a middle of the day showing, I thought a robotic vacuum would be an extra helper to cover that task... the road to hell ain't paved with asphalt...
We have a little dog that has always dropped random links. Until Roomba gets machine vision to recognize "hot linking", buying another one is a solid no for me. Nothing quite like tank tracks of shit all over the house and trying to clean it out of the mechanicals... can you smell it? 🐽🐽🐽
We have a little 6 pound rabbit that roams free and she just head buts the Roomba until it turns away in defeat. Never use the Roomba but the wife just had to have it when she saw it on clearance at $99 for the $250 model.
Joke's on them. No matter if the map is a perfect representation it will fuck itself up. Tell it to go to some room and it ends up banging into everything and goes in 3 other rooms until it finds where you told it to go by sheer dumb luck. Half the time it thinks there is a hole in the wall between my dining room and guest bedroom, which is 10 feet away through the wall and a closet but you have to walk roughly 100 feet around the wall and down the hall to get there. I also think the no-go-zones you can create are just a joke from the developers.
I don't and won't own one of those things, so not my house. Heck, I don't even have a microwave and still use a landline phone. Guess I'm a dinosaur.
...cat a saueus rex....
Thanks for making me a rex! "Top of the world, Ma! Top of the world, Ma!" ~ James Cagney in 'White Heat'
And a kitty rex, at that!
...I hope you end up better than he did...
...paws crossed....
Being a rex made me think of 'king of the world', which led me to Cagney's famous line. But I hope so, too.
...you are far wiser than Cody Jarrett...
What? Cat?
Time to label your rooms as "Nuclear Arsenal", "Explosives Cache", "Fully Automatic Weapons Storage" etc,,etc, etc, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
u/#howl
good idea...i think a very good label would be FAFO...just a thought...
I love those YouTube vids where a roomba runs over some squishy dog crap and leaves a ten foot streak down the middle of the white living room carpet. I laugh and laugh. stupid people. Too hard to run a vacuum cleaner????
...I have had some experience with squishy dog crap...
...doggy winks....
Actually....We were selling the house and instead of needing to vacuum before a middle of the day showing, I thought a robotic vacuum would be an extra helper to cover that task... the road to hell ain't paved with asphalt...
The CIA now gathering FPS maps of your home to train against.
..".every step you take...
...every move you make
...I'll be watching you"....
Good one!
...doggy winks...
...the little beastie bot will rat you out to Good Housekeeping....
Hey, Amazon! Snitches get stitches!
fbLIES and CIA's theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA
...this is a genius at work...
...yeah....
"Oh can't you seeeee
all your data belongs to meeee."
...it is referred to as a...
..."sting" operation...
...doggy winks...
No, not you. Big brother.
We have a little dog that has always dropped random links. Until Roomba gets machine vision to recognize "hot linking", buying another one is a solid no for me. Nothing quite like tank tracks of shit all over the house and trying to clean it out of the mechanicals... can you smell it? 🐽🐽🐽
u/#howl
Just a thought, but your house blueprints were already available when the house was permitted and built.
...yeah, but they don't know the exact position of my easy chair...
...doggy winks....
Mine tried to eat my little dog so it got trashed. No more robots for me.
We have a little 6 pound rabbit that roams free and she just head buts the Roomba until it turns away in defeat. Never use the Roomba but the wife just had to have it when she saw it on clearance at $99 for the $250 model.
...one of these days I will tell you a story about a lady and her automatic litter box cleaner....
Lol I can only imagine. Howls
It's already being done by those things
...unless you get instant gratification by vacuuming your own home like I do. Fuck all this Jetson's bullshit.
Joke's on them. No matter if the map is a perfect representation it will fuck itself up. Tell it to go to some room and it ends up banging into everything and goes in 3 other rooms until it finds where you told it to go by sheer dumb luck. Half the time it thinks there is a hole in the wall between my dining room and guest bedroom, which is 10 feet away through the wall and a closet but you have to walk roughly 100 feet around the wall and down the hall to get there. I also think the no-go-zones you can create are just a joke from the developers.