“Prison life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know when they’ll get you for a piece.”
“Shanking is as shanking must be. Momma told me to defend myself.”
“My Momma told me to never cry like a bitch. So I bite the pillow.”
“I love Jenny. And she still loves me. She comes to visit me every week. We talk on these phones separated by glass, because we ain’t allowed to touch. But she is proud of me snappin that man’s neck who tried to touch her. Lucky I only got 7 years for aggravated murder. That judge remembered all that running I did, appearing on TV. So he showed me leniency.”
Or Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump with their scenes stitched together at random
“Prison life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know when they’ll get you for a piece.”
“Shanking is as shanking must be. Momma told me to defend myself.”
“My Momma told me to never cry like a bitch. So I bite the pillow.”
“I love Jenny. And she still loves me. She comes to visit me every week. We talk on these phones separated by glass, because we ain’t allowed to touch. But she is proud of me snappin that man’s neck who tried to touch her. Lucky I only got 7 years for aggravated murder. That judge remembered all that running I did, appearing on TV. So he showed me leniency.”
Hahaha.
Okay...this is funny! LOL