Almost enough to make me want to put fluoride in my mouth

Based!

I can see the hit piece now:

clean, unstained teeth are literally white supremacy!

cancer culture

A disease which metatasizes amongst sheep, cucks, and liberals.

There is a cure, but for 4-6% the answer is extraction. The rest have a life expectancy of forever.

Lo fu kin l

They must be talking about all the black Trump voters.

Protect against cavities and "because, ya see, what had happen wuhh...."

Also helps fight:

Fatass hos, Enemies who diesel up, Weaves, Raycissizm, Improper English, Cadillac chrome, Big butts (and I cannot lie), Mo money, mo problems, Rib thievery, and AIDS