They are trying to strike fear into the fearless pillow merchant by saying we took your phone we can take your life. The pillow merchant's life belongs to Jesus though so they'll have to go there if they wanna try that...

I thought it was more because they constitutionally can't use all of the data that they are illegally collecting as evidence. Instead they will issue a warrant for some other suspected bullshit that is technically legal, and then coincidentally find what they actually wanted.

Maybe my phone is located in the belly of a Diamond Head snake named Kyle.

The question that keeps popping into my mind: Why are people so stupid as to put all kinds of crap on their phones?

They took Dr. Frank's phone as well.

Carpe Donktom is back? Where are the sick memes and videos?

Were you at the crossroads, Carpe? I don’t understand.

So true

It is also for plausible deniability. Sure, it only works on their media sycophants and the normies that believe them, but that's enough.

Parallel construction

Not at my house. The Federal Government is an illegitimate authority in open rebellion against the citizens of the United States. Trump and Pillow Man may be insulated with lawyers and popularity, but I am not. So... not sorry in advance if I spark the next Ruby Ridge or Waco that throws legal and peaceful out the window and plunges us into all out hot civil war. It is NOT what I want by any means, but if you think for a fucking second that I am going to trust any fedboi faggots to respect my rights... no. And I have no obligation to. Neither does any fellow nobody anon. As long as you don't antagonize, I will do what I can to support you should the armies of evil descend upon you. I won't be offended if no one comes to save me, however because Jesus already has.