I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Don't mean to give you ptsd, mate, but the actual quote was "I would I were a tampon so I could spend my time in you." 🥴 Perhaps that is correct, the story seems to have been adjusted over the internet. Btw, I'm a Texan and I'm typing in my best British accent, what do you think?
This comment reminded me of Tampongate, do you remember that?
I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Cam: Oh darling!
Full transcript of the infamous call: https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/camillagate
🤮 Ty for that disgusting link
Has Camilla always been a man? Still typing in my british accent, in case you're following along
Gah!
Don't mean to give you ptsd, mate, but the actual quote was "I would I were a tampon so I could spend my time in you." 🥴 Perhaps that is correct, the story seems to have been adjusted over the internet. Btw, I'm a Texan and I'm typing in my best British accent, what do you think?
Peak Charles?
And what do you make of the fingers? Other than just poor life choices?