Classic !!

You got me back with the laugh. Coffee warning is possibly warranted as the caption is just gold.

If I was in an MMA match with that Sasquatch I would take one look at it and decide to work the body and legs cause hooks to that jaw would imperil my knuckles. The head looks completely impervious to punches and like it was exposed to as much testosterone in the womb as a large quadruped.

Stick and move against this behemoth.

Stick the jab out (body) for distancing and be on your bike. Drill low kicks, switch liver kicks and rip punches to the body around the polar bear like swipes it throws out.

It would be an epic David vs Goliath battle with survival being predicated on this Troll (Valheim) not laying a single finger on me.

Eventually superior head movement and superior skill would win out as the creature drops it's guard to block low (as it's skinny leg is toast) and the the head kick would smash right across the top of that neanderthal dome and drop it like a filthy bag of mammoth shit.

It would be reminiscent of the old Pride Fighting Championships freak matches where the opponents were separated by 150 kilos of weight.

It would be glorious !!

I would get up on the cage afterwards.

Women would be impregnated just from watching the post fight interview during which among other things I would pop a flying arm-bar on Rogan for shits and giggles and then a great serenity would descend on the world.

Afterwards a public holiday would be declared and people would ululate in the streets.