DC Comics Cancels Homosexual Superman
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Love it when wokism backfires...
...the pendulum is on it's return course....
IMO this is part of the plan.
Larry Fink of BlackRock has convinced CEOs to do stupid shit shit to crash the market like the PayPal shit.
Oh nice reference. That book is on point.
Like a gay Superman would go for some purple haired soy boy.
...projection on the artist/writers behalf...
You've got a point, masculine gay dudes tend to be attracted to other masculine gay dudes not ones that look girly.
get woke, go broke
The picture sucks.
No wonder it's cancelled.
Now a FaggotMan parody with a giant F on his outfit could fly.
Man of steel, able to cut glory-holes in molybdenum toilet cubicles with his heat-vision.
If someone is falling to their death he will make a flower arrangement for them to land in.
If someone's car is careening into a fuel truck he will bake a giant quiche to cushion the fucken blow (pardon the pun) and save the day.
He would no doubt have a utility belt like Orgasmo's sidekick even though that is more Batman than Superman.
He would fly backwards like "Powdered Toast Man" of course because nothing says faggot like a buttpipe breaking the sound barrier as it approaches at Mach 2.
He loves his Mom.
It's like a New Zealand comedy.
It writes itself.
...go answer the phone...
...it is D.C. comics calling with a job offer....
the purple haired one could even be a girl or at least a tranny
...please let me know when you come to some resolution on that matter....
...doggy winks....