Well we did hear about this a couple of months ago that some birds were getting sick...
Then the government killed a bunch of birds. If a farm had a sick bird, you had to kill them all.
On the heels of the White House scary Halloween commercial about having a scary Thanksgiving if you don't get your booster. No turkey for you....
There's never a turkey shortage on the news.
Winner!
Watch the price of turkey after Christmas. Not saying there aren’t fewer turkeys available this year, but guaranteed there are still more than people who want one.
I'm already seeing turkeys out for $1/pound.
They just want to scare you to buy it now instead of waiting.
Dont even like turkey. I'll smoke a Brisket.
This means that we will need to work extra hard this year to convince the woke crowd that thanksgiving should not be celebrated because it celebrates oppression of native Americans, white privilege, capitalist excessive waste, and of course, cruelty to animals.
Add in whatever extra bullshit you think might work, and lets get these leftist idiots to refuse to eat turkey this year.
Ham it is….oink oink!
I have a rib roast in the freezer, so happy people here.
I hear the Democrats have a lot of pork.
It's all bullshit. Life means nothing to the rule makers. If they could get away with it they would be like China and go around murdering people's dogs over made up causes and in fact they wish they could do the same thing to the most inconvenient 'animals' of all, which would be us.