184 I'm lovin' it! (media.patriots.win) 🤡 WOMP WOMP 🤡 posted 2 years ago by catsfive 2 years ago by catsfive +184 / -0 21 comments download share 21 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Also : Learn how to extinguish and cap oil-well fires.
Learn how to fly commercial aircraft.
Learn how to design submarine hulls.
Learn how to be a concert pianist.
Learn how to sell your asshole to cover the rent.
Please no.
Learn how to deliver for Amazon.
Learn how to design milk cartons.
Learn how to down 12 shots in 3 minutes on an empty stomach while being tens of miles away from medical attention. That works.
Where is the fun in that ?
I want them to drop 100K on training and then to wind up unemployed.
Edit:- Point taken though.
I don't want to pay for their welfare. Coal mining sounds like the answer.
This is top drawer.
Those guys are so glad they got the $15/hr thing pushed through 😂
& they didn't program them...
Que Musk Soup NAZI meme: NO ROYALTY FOR YOU!
They'll still forget my fucking napkins.
...and the Big Mac burger is being replaced by the Big Musc burger.
Why would you want to hire a bunch of lazy people who only know how to do yoga, sun themselves, take naps, and turn the spigot on of a gourmet coffee machine and wine dispenser? At $12.00 per hour they would be over paid.
And the burgers would be sloppy and probably spat in.
Get used to saying, "Welcome to WalMart."
I always thought Hugh Jackman's Wolverine was the ideal Wal-Mart greeter:
Person: hello.
Logan: "go fuck yourself."
Classic.
Bwahahaha ... so good
Biden says learn to code Trump says learn to cope.
Bot Burgers...hmmmm
No. Don't do this. The quality of service will go way down.