Well, let's look at the family business. According to Gateway Pundit (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/paul-pelosi-friend-david-depape-progressive-per-ex-wife-get-pelosi-house-first-place/):
"Taub is in prison for attempting to abduct a 14 year old boy. She was a well-known nudist activist in San Francisco. She claimed that she was David’s “ex life partner” has known him for more than 20 years. Together, up until 7 years ago, they raised their two sons and her daughter."
Abducting a 14 year old boy...
How about this scenario: Captain Underpants bullshits a kid, maybe a boy, into coming with him to visit his famous friend, Get Hammered. The kid figures out at some point that something is way wrong, and finds an impromptu weapon. When the two perverts are down to their underwear, they get surprised by a hammer-wielding dynamo. Pelosi goes down easy, being an old drunk. Captain Underpants is somewhat hurt, mostly because he wasn't expecting anything. The kid gets away and calls 911. (WHY aren't we hearing the 911 call?) Then he gets the hell out. Even law enforcement is acknowledging a third person was there, but keeping real quiet about who it was.
Everything fits: Captain Underpants in the secured building. Both men are injured. Complete cover-up.
This really seems like kid diddling gone bad. That is the only thing that would justify the extreme cover-up.
Change my mind.
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Good darn point.
Indeed - I heard there was evidence of TWO DUI crashes w/ the passenger airbags going off, and one time the police actually saw someone fleeing from the scene... but that was just a comment/claim, nothing to back it up with.
They helped Paul dodge consequences from his auto mishap and "forgot" to include any details about his underage passenger, and Paul went and did it all again, insuring that everyone involved is fucked will they act like children lying to parents, who think the parents believe it.
"What is that you are holding behind your back?"
"Oh...erm.....nuthin."
I was just thinking about the "Unidentified (unwilling?) Passenger"
Don’t ALL airbags inflate during an accident?
Only if there is weight in the passenger seat. Some euro cars turn off the passenger airbag automatically if there is no or little weight (less than 15 lbs or something...)
I dunno, if I leave my cellphone in the seat it turns it back on.
Son just solo wrecked in to tree on drivers side front. 2018 f250. All dash bags inflated. Also driver side bags. FYI
Not always, some cars have a sensor that determines if someone is sitting in the passenger seat.
All cars have that sensor. That is why the seat belt alarm doesnt go off when nobody is sitting in the passenger seat.
No. There are crash zone detectors and butts in seat detectors...And if you tend to keep a heavy bag on your passenger seat many vehicles have a passenger airbag off switch