I could totally see trump calling the feds himself…. Knowing they are so stupid to fall for it….
Ahh, hello, fbi….. ahh yes…. Hello…. Ahh this is … ahhh , ronald glump…. Yeah, and i work at mar a lago, and well, yes i would like to report a crime…. Yes…. Uhhh huhhhh, yes, stolen documents….yup, stolen bigly…. Because of climate change…. Yeah… some bad hombres here. I would bring the whole swat team if you can…. Because those ultra maga people might get rowdy…
I could totally see trump calling the feds himself…. Knowing they are so stupid to fall for it…. Ahh, hello, fbi….. ahh yes…. Hello…. Ahh this is … ahhh , ronald glump…. Yeah, and i work at mar a lago, and well, yes i would like to report a crime…. Yes…. Uhhh huhhhh, yes, stolen documents….yup, stolen bigly…. Because of climate change…. Yeah… some bad hombres here. I would bring the whole swat team if you can…. Because those ultra maga people might get rowdy…
Something like that….
Excellent!
That was fantastic. You should see if the Babylon Bee is hiring. :D