I'm pretty sure the reason the machines aren't working is because they can't connect to the server...
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?
But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"
Yeah...
Some more questions:
- Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
- Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
- Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
- Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
- Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
- Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
- Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
- Can we even call this an election?
- Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
- Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
- Where's the lamb sauce?
Rigged for Red?
I doubt anyone on our side is getting caught flat footed on this one. Voter fraud always follows the same basic MO. Run down the margins (shaving R votes with Dominion machines), delay, and then inject enough phony ballots to get over the line. You don't think the white hats ran damn near every imaginable scenario? Or they don't know of possible "counting" sites, who is most likely to sing, etc?
Fraud was pretty much a given, the stakes are just that much higher now. Hobbs has to win or else some pretty bad shit will likely come out. And the dems won't be able to rig 24 with Lake in office. Last time it was an election. This time it's the future of the dem party and covering up a huge crime.
You make real purty words. I can dig it.