Inb4 religion...Whats is a good reason why you havent armed yourself? With everything going on around us, it might benefit the world as a whole for you to equip yourself with an equalizer.
Go buy a cheap pistol at the very least and learn to put rounds on target. We need all the backup we can get.
Oh how I hope she only tells it to people who have a good sense of humor!
True story: I had a full on seizure in a furniture store. I lost consciousness and bit my tongue. An employee grabbed a new pillow from the shelves and put it under me and I got blood on it. My wife told me that bit.
I always told people afterwards that she was the best quick thinking employee they had at the store. Know why?
In the heat of the moment, she chose the cheapest pillow!
Lol. Smart girl!