4chan Anon noticed a few things football players have in common
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I don't know if all those statements are true that all those positions are by people who play football. I wouldn't be surprised. Where is the evidence? A list?
However, FUCK FOOTBALL!
From my experiences the local high school football teams are the worst and most hostile as are a lot of their parents. Parents donate big funds and get on school boards to vote to divert funds from educational, cultural, artistic ventures at a school and put it all into the foozball. Their coaches are not only hostile, every one I ever knew was sadistically twisted, easily enraged, and have ZERO respect for non footballers.
High school football is recruitment time and players are groomed to GO FIGHT WIN! At all costs. They do not ask questions, they are told the play and they execute it, They will gladly suffer getting brain damage to succeed.
I do not trust any of them and for good reason. In high school I was chased down and attacked by the entire football team because the COACH sent them after me. His only reason was because he could. I weighed 120 pounds soaking wet back then. Somehow, while minding my own business, I pissed him off by crossing through the "footballer" section of the quad. I did not even know normal people were not allowed to walk by their tables. I was late and tried to take a shortcut. The coach said "Hey what the fuck do you think your doing walking thru here, you long hair freak?" I ignored him and kept walking. He yelled for some guys to grab me. They tried but I am agile and while I was now walking backward away from them I said "Don't you fucking touch me unless you want to loose a finger or an eye, I will ruin you chance to be a star." They could tell I was not joking and looked scared, honestly. They recoiled in shock. I then dashed off and vanished into the crowd of 3000+ people leaving, I was last bell. I figured I had lost them.
5 minutes later I am in a field near the school on a trail that me and my friends used daily to walk to the arcade. I was almost caught up to my friends. Suddenly two 4x4 trucks enter on opposite sides of the field One loaded with football players and they other truck had Track and field guys and the football Coach driving.
The footballers jumped out of the back of the truck, it had not even come to a full stop yet. They began a formation across the field and created a block-aid in the direction I was heading. They were grunting or chanting something, They were pretty far away so I couldn't understand them. It seemed demonic. Behind me, the coach and track guys came zipping at me with the othertruck, he would have hit me if I had not dived out of the way. Psycho coach! I got up and 4 guys were rushing me, These were the Track Stars. I had no way to go except toward the football team.
I ended that day with bruised ribs, concussion and I was arrested, held for a few days, evaluated for mental illness, expelled from high school and became a legend at that school.
Although none of them got in trouble for what they did, the Coach and his boys did not fare well that day. I warned them. Over and over. I begged them. I said "Please do not make me hurt you!"
Their Track Star almost had me a few times as he chased me toward the football team, i ran toward off to the right toward a farm and jumped fences full speed. The Track guy fucked up a jump and got tangled up in barbed wire. He sought me out weeks later, came to the arcade to apologize, show me his scars and said he could get me back in school and have my record cleaned if I joined his Track Team. Said he never seen anyone move like me. Called me lightning. I said "thanks but no thanks. "
The footballer that tackled me got his throwing elbow bashed and smashed into tiny bits with the closest rock I could grab. He won't play football again, He is lucky if he can do normal things with that arm. I came at him so fast all he could do was put up his arm to block me, so I destroyed the elbow, like a jack hammer.
Once that guy was decommissioned, crying and yelping on the ground, the team and coach surrounded us. Coach says "ohhh you are a dead , you are a fucking dead man! Look what you have done. All my guys are under 18 and won't get in trouble for fighting. And they are ALL gonna kick your ass. One at a time!"
There was a piece of old broken fence, a sharp wooden club between me and them. They did not notice it I guess. I grabbed it fast, held it up and headed for the closest guy, while saying "Ok, who else wants a career ending injury! Some mother fuckers are going to the hospital today and it ain't me!" Do you want to join them?" On guy tried to sneak in on me from behind, I whipped around with my club swinging hard and stopped about an inch away from embedding the spiky part in his neck. They all backed way back from me.
I had been surrounded and did not see that the field had filled up with spectators, students teachers and some COPS. Some people yelling "GET him!". Others yelling "Leave him alone!"
This is one time I was glad to see the police, there was two cops in the field getting close to us and about 10 cop cars surrounding the field. I threw down my club and threw my hands up in the air and quickly headed toward the police. I kept repeating "Please Help me, they are trying to kill me, the coach tried to run me over with his truck. Some of these people saw it" The cops had their guns drawn and aimed at me and moved in and arrested me. I did not resist, I was glad to be safe. At first they were not rough with me. After they saw the injured players one cop did start getting rough with me,. I was cuffed. When they put me in the car he put his hand on my head as if to guide me so I won't hit it on the door jam, he yelled out, "Hey calm down, stop resisting and then slammed my head into the metal door jam. That gash on my head was the worse injury I got that day. I guess he was a football fan ;) He was obviously friends with those guys and was getting me back.
He tried to rough me up more at the station, tried to get me to resist or react, I didn't. A few other cops there caught on to what he was doing and stopped him. One told him,"this tiny kid has been thru enough today. Get out of here we will handle it from here.
It took me a while but in my heart I forgave the footballers, they only know how to do what they are told, they are just mindless attack pitbulls. It was ALL the coach really, and he can rot in hell! And that cop can rot in hell too since I have to think of him whenever I look in the mirror.
I tell everyone that footballers are pussies and I don't watch that shit and I won't it until they man up. When they start getting extra points for killing an opponent or tearing off an arm, I might watch it then. Other than that I boycott all football.
That wasn't supposed to be read literally lol they aren't talking about football players at all. Whoosh
I don't follow that Kanya guy or any other celebs even when they are being loud. I had to go look up what he is being loud about to understand it was not football. I saw the picture and thought he was a football player with NFL and was sharing some info he found out. OR, MAYBE he does mean football.,. how can you say either way?
Try working out who actually owns all the banks etc. and then you will know who to replace 'football player' with.
You should probably stick with mainstream news seeing as you clearly don't have reading comprehension skills.
I like this story. It's sorta like a mix of Forrest Gump and Revenge of the Nerds, with a touch of Karate Kid. It could be a box office hit.
The ancestral whimsy is strong with you
That was a hell of a read. Kept coming back to see how it ended.
I am absolutely stunned by the similarities, between your high school football bullying story and mine. But footballer is a codeword this time.
Yeah, I did not get that code word thing.. I had not been following that story. I thought that guy was a football player and was giving us some dirt, hhahahaha.
I would like to say I am stunned this type bullying happened to others, but I am not, I hear it happens a lot. The footballers almost always get away with it too. Sometimes not even a slap on the wrist after hospitalizing people.