π₯π₯ Pencil Neck Shifty Shift π€‘ gets fact checked by Musk..KEK !
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Or you could buy a Rolls Royce and hire a driver, tie a long red silk scarf around your neck and the wheels and squeeze yourself to death.
Or you could hire an elephant and a Mahout. Put your head on pebbles made of 24Kgold and have the elephant stand on your head.
Or you could fill a swimming pool to the top with the world's most expensive champagne (Taste of Diamonds - $2.07 million a bottle) tie a couple of millstones made of the finest marble around your neck and jump in.
I know its weird. I had never heard of doorknob suicide until recently, and it seemed suspicious every time. Like celebrities doing it, who were maybe suicidβed
I'd rather have Jack Daniel's.