You hear on the news that a nuclear bomb went off in Los Angeles and everyone is dead. The death count is 3 million.
You step outside your door and see that, in fact, no bomb has gone off.
This makes you slightly suspicious that something is going on. If 3 million people in Los Angeles are dead then surely someone you know is dead. You call your mom, shes fine. You call your sister, shes fine too. You call your friends and all your relatives, but they are all okay. Except one of your friends has a grandmother that died from falling and hitting her head. So maybe there is something to this nuclear bomb thing, since a nuclear bomb could possibly cause an earthquake which might cause an old lady to fall over and hit her head, leading to her death.
The next day the news says they are developing a new vaccine to prevent damage from radiation/radiation poisoning/nuclear bombs. They are going to rush the development of these vaccines. They say there are likely other more deadly nuclear bombs to come in the future. They are calling them delta bombs. They say that everyone should stay in their homes and not talk to everyone.
Several weeks later they say that they are going to use emergency use authorization to authorize the vaccines. Fortunately under emergency authorization the companys are not liable for their products. So no need to worry if the vaccine doesnt work very well since they were rushing to save the lives of those who were imminently in danger of dying from radiation poisoning as well as any future nuclear bombs.
Meanwhile you investigate the national spokesperson for nuclear response and recovery and discover that he has been invested in companies that develop nuclear bombs and nuclear weapons technology. Hes also heavily invested in companies involved in vaccines against nuclear bombs.
There still have not been any bombs in your hometown of Los Angeles at this point, however the death toll continues to rise and the news reports other nuclear bomb explosions around the country.
They release the vaccines and tell everyone that they have to get it. Then they start the public shaming campaigns. Then they say you cant go out to restraunts without the vaccine. Then they start paying people money to get the vaccines. In fact, the government has already bought vaccines for everyone. You dont even need to pay for it. You just need to go and get one. How handy is that.
The vaccines havnt been tested very thoroughly, and they are based on new and untested technology that always turned out poorly in the past. In fact, this technology is capable of doing just about anything to the human body. However everyone assures you they are definitely safe. 100% safe. No chance they are not safe. And very effective.
Eventually they admit that the vaccines dont protect from radiation or nuclear bombs. But you still need to get them.
Over the years the death rate in the country continues to rise. You are told that this is just side effects from the nuclear fallout in los angeles and in other places.
And here you are still wondering where the bomb was in the first place and why you are even still alive. You must just be lucky.
Its like this clot:
You live in Los Angeles.
You hear on the news that a nuclear bomb went off in Los Angeles and everyone is dead. The death count is 3 million.
You step outside your door and see that, in fact, no bomb has gone off.
This makes you slightly suspicious that something is going on. If 3 million people in Los Angeles are dead then surely someone you know is dead. You call your mom, shes fine. You call your sister, shes fine too. You call your friends and all your relatives, but they are all okay. Except one of your friends has a grandmother that died from falling and hitting her head. So maybe there is something to this nuclear bomb thing, since a nuclear bomb could possibly cause an earthquake which might cause an old lady to fall over and hit her head, leading to her death.
The next day the news says they are developing a new vaccine to prevent damage from radiation/radiation poisoning/nuclear bombs. They are going to rush the development of these vaccines. They say there are likely other more deadly nuclear bombs to come in the future. They are calling them delta bombs. They say that everyone should stay in their homes and not talk to everyone.
Several weeks later they say that they are going to use emergency use authorization to authorize the vaccines. Fortunately under emergency authorization the companys are not liable for their products. So no need to worry if the vaccine doesnt work very well since they were rushing to save the lives of those who were imminently in danger of dying from radiation poisoning as well as any future nuclear bombs.
Meanwhile you investigate the national spokesperson for nuclear response and recovery and discover that he has been invested in companies that develop nuclear bombs and nuclear weapons technology. Hes also heavily invested in companies involved in vaccines against nuclear bombs.
There still have not been any bombs in your hometown of Los Angeles at this point, however the death toll continues to rise and the news reports other nuclear bomb explosions around the country.
They release the vaccines and tell everyone that they have to get it. Then they start the public shaming campaigns. Then they say you cant go out to restraunts without the vaccine. Then they start paying people money to get the vaccines. In fact, the government has already bought vaccines for everyone. You dont even need to pay for it. You just need to go and get one. How handy is that.
The vaccines havnt been tested very thoroughly, and they are based on new and untested technology that always turned out poorly in the past. In fact, this technology is capable of doing just about anything to the human body. However everyone assures you they are definitely safe. 100% safe. No chance they are not safe. And very effective.
Eventually they admit that the vaccines dont protect from radiation or nuclear bombs. But you still need to get them.
Over the years the death rate in the country continues to rise. You are told that this is just side effects from the nuclear fallout in los angeles and in other places.
And here you are still wondering where the bomb was in the first place and why you are even still alive. You must just be lucky.
I'm saving this. Great post.
Yeah this anon absolutely nailed it. This should be it’s own blog post..
Wow. Awesome post.