NIGHT CREW: OK, let's talk Big Pharma "get laid on a date" strategies! Any bros wanna share your best date closing lines? Are you going with "I save people for a living," or does "SHH, DON'T TELL, BUT I'VE LITERALLY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?" What strategy works with ze ladies these days??
(media.greatawakening.win)
PHARMA CRIME SCENE
Many years ago I sat in a cafe with a girl and two lads - none of whom I knew. For an hour the lads prattled away, trying to impress the girl, while I smiled, winked and said nothing.
Finally, I glanced at my watch and said, "Gotta go. Can I give you a lift?" The girl stood up and walked out with me.
I guess there's a lesson there.
Wanna get outa here?
Cats, are you ...
A) riffing off u/Greekish's comment with a cultural reference?
B) hitting on u/Greekish?
C) subtly threatening to ban u/Greekish? D) all of the above? Curious how others read that comment.
Definitely (B)! Lol
The answer is in my DMs ❤️
The correct answer is A.
Try hard ya die hard
I'll bet you married her.
She doesn't sound too bright from a safety perspective though lol.