CNN: "This just in, critical toilet infrastructure has been destroyed in a coincidental nuclear explosion caused by a train derailment instigated by Putin. This critical infrastructure was the key element in the functioning of every election center toilet in PA, GA, NV, and AZ. The election was not stolen and any unfounded conspiracy theories claiming such are violence and extremism and a severe threat to our autoc- democracy."
With one leaky toilet postponing vote counting in 4 states.
CNN: "This just in, critical toilet infrastructure has been destroyed in a coincidental nuclear explosion caused by a train derailment instigated by Putin. This critical infrastructure was the key element in the functioning of every election center toilet in PA, GA, NV, and AZ. The election was not stolen and any unfounded conspiracy theories claiming such are violence and extremism and a severe threat to our autoc- democracy."
"instigated by Pootin"
Fixed it for you...with sad toilet humor....I'll show myself out.
Ruby to the Rescue!