Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
Wear your hair in a "man bun". If you don't have enough hair for it, wear a wig that does.
Use bongos. It's old school. Gives cred.
Talk about the need to return humanity to neolithic living standards.
Talk about the glorious tech utopia being developed all around us.
Talk about the need to return to the stone age and the glorious tech utopia in the same sentence.
Like all of these. And maybe, as he enters, loudly declare "tonight's menu is 100% organic non-GMO vegan right?" Then list out about a thousand allergies. Oh, and make sure dining chairs are 6' apart.
OP, bring a tape measure!
All my food is vegetarian.
Casually say, "I have this friend—he's an AI—and he says..."
Neolithic is a great idea. At dinner time, also casually say, "At home, all my utensils are hand-chipped obsedian, imported from Ethiopia."
Ethically sourced