Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
Might I suggest there are much much much better board games.
My fam has gotten really into board games the last few years. Carcassonne hunters and gatherers and raiders of the north sea have both been hugely enjoyable.
Seriously frens, there are so many awesome games now. Throw away your family wrecking normy games.
Uproot for Carcassone.
What blows me away is that there are people who take Monopoly very seriously, actual tournaments with the real rules etc. I really don't see the point - it's still fundamentally a game of chance. Maybe I'm just a Monopoly rube, I guess card games etc ultimately are too but to me there's a BIG difference in the chance-vs-skill equation if you look at (say) Monopoly vs cribbage.
Is cribbage worth it? My wife and I do not play card/board games at all but everytime I see a cribbage set I think it is probably the only one we would truly enjoy
I think cribbage is a blast. It's easily my favorite 2-player card game. (3 players, rummy, 4, spades - my favorite of all but you need 4 specifically for 2 teams of 2 or the game play is NOT the same*, 5+, hearts.)
If you get a board I highly recommend one with metal pegs as the plastic ones are very easy to break off in the holes and you will have partial sets very quickly.
*I hear good things about bridge in this regard but it's WAY too complicated. Maybe if I'd learned it much younger LOL.
Add Pinochle to your four player list and you have a perfect evening. Bridge is fun too, but Pinochle is the King of Card Games imo.
Hmm, maybe not the "king," but certainly the queen AND the jack.
(That's a little pinochle humor lol.)
I also highly recommend cribbage for two players and strongly support the recommendation for metal pegs. Spend the extra five bucks or whatever and keep your cribbage board for a lifetime.
Cribbage is a great game, grew up playing it with my folks on an old school board with those plastic pegs mentioned in another comment. Thankfully none have ever broken. It's been around for 50 years now & we still use that board all the time.
Careful, this is like saying out loud how long it's been since you've had a speeding ticket
or get this version https://monopoly.fandom.com/wiki/Socialism_Edition
This is amazing.
Scrabble. Using a scrabble dictionary, not the whole wiki dictionary which is woke crap.
It's an awesome game but my vocabulary is so limited I totally suck at it.