Going to visit my woke family, looking for suggestions for what wokesters like to do.
🗣️ DISCUSSION 💬
So far I have:
1.Get booster shots and have a cardiac event
2.Look up local sex offenders and vote for them
3.It's women's history month. We could dress up in a vagina costume with dildo shoulder pads and "smash the fash"
4.We could groom my underage nephew to get on hormone blockers and cut his dick off.
Any other suggestions would be great. I really want to have a time to remember.
Bring the following with you:
A rainbow flag and offer to put it up on their garage for them.
Co-exist pins
A bag full of crickets (as a side dish)
Instructions on how to install the CNN app on their devices
A collection jar w/ the Ukraine flag on it
Your vaxxx card
Biden-Harris bumper stickers
Receipts from recent purchases of gas and/or eggs so the fam can rejoice in how wonderful woke times are
Two cantaloupes, stuffed in your shirt. Tell them you're entertaining the idea of transitioning.
A friend, wearing a BLM shirt, tatt'ed to the 9s, wearing an ankle monitor
I guess our family has been doing it wrong all these years. We've always just played a game of Monopoly which led to fighting and screaming and silent treatments.
Might I suggest there are much much much better board games.
My fam has gotten really into board games the last few years. Carcassonne hunters and gatherers and raiders of the north sea have both been hugely enjoyable.
Seriously frens, there are so many awesome games now. Throw away your family wrecking normy games.
or get this version https://monopoly.fandom.com/wiki/Socialism_Edition