323 President Trump tells the judge "I would not under any circumstances have any interest in you" (twitter.com) posted 1 year ago by kula 1 year ago by kula +323 / -0 66 comments share 66 comments share save hide report block hide replies
“Sorry sir, I was just trying to keep up with traffic.”
Officer: “There is no traffic”
“I know, that’s how far behind I am.”
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory, but quit. Couldn't park anywhere NEAR the place."
I like that one.
"I don't have any light bluish gray clothing. So why is my dryer lint always that color?"