D'OH! The vaccine is 100% effective— they just injected it at the wrong time! I get it. Hopefully next pandemic we'll get it right! (Anyone else surprised it doesn't say "and Mercury has to be in retrograde - but only if you are a Libra. Duh!"?)
No no. They are no longer claiming it works at all for middle aged people. This has narrowed the list to just older and younger if injected directly at noon. If you’re not older or younger then you’re out of luck.
D'OH! The vaccine is 100% effective— they just injected it at the wrong time! I get it. Hopefully next pandemic we'll get it right! (Anyone else surprised it doesn't say "and Mercury has to be in retrograde - but only if you are a Libra. Duh!"?)
If mercury is in retrograde then then mercury in the shot is safe. /s
It's when the satanic signals from Saturn are the strongest.
Priceless!
"100% effective!" ... as long as you re-define the word "effective," or the number "100" ... or what a "vaccine" is.
Fortunately, they have done all 3.
No no. They are no longer claiming it works at all for middle aged people. This has narrowed the list to just older and younger if injected directly at noon. If you’re not older or younger then you’re out of luck.
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