235 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD: "GOP Lawmaker Believes Secret Service Has ID’ed White House Cocaine Suspect." Should we start a pool on which lackey they’ll Throw under the bus? (conservativebrief.com) ◽FALSE BAG 🐻❄️ posted 1 year ago by catsfive 1 year ago by catsfive +235 / -0 'Already Know' - Secret Service Has Identified The White House Cocaine Suspect, Says GOP Lawmaker With His Opinion Americans deserve to know the truth. 78 comments share 78 comments share save hide report block hide replies
If you wanna hang out
You've got to take her out
Cocaine
If you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Cocaine
[Chorus]
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine
If you want a clown, who will let you down... Jocaine
When he's on the loose, He seeks a teen to goose... Jocaine
He's got a son on the run, that lied for a gun... Jocaine
His wife is a ho, but he’s got some blow... Jocaine
We don’t like, we don’t like, we don’t like... Jocaine!
You're a poet, fren. Kek!
Change "teen" to "tween" for more accuracy. Good parody none the less :-)!
I see your Eric Clapton and raise you a Buckcherry.
Buckcherry - Lit Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABZfkRcQ6A
[Verse 1]
I'm on a plane with cocaine
And yes, I'm all lit up again
Cough up love, and touch up
Your mama said packing lines is sin
[Chorus]
And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait yeah
Love this fecking place
"Michael Jordan, 1985, bitch, I travel with the cocaine circus"