Progressive women: "we can be slobs, especially after putting zero effort into our body and health or after childbirth, and not only must you love us, you must continue to find us attractive and not shame us for our choices. Our body is beautiful. Our tummy rolls are an allegory to the ancient mother goddess, and her divine essence makes us all goddesses, and feminism, and blah blah blah..."

Also progressive women: "Since my husband has a dad-bod (and he's white) , I cuck him with two muscular black guys named Tyrell and Jerome. I stick it to the patriarchy while they're sticking it to me, lol. I have boyfriends because I deserve someone hot. He should accept that."