This baby, and that's absolutely what it is, has imbibed like a sponge, all of the nuance and mental disconnect of sportsball angry when happy face, well before it is off sippy-cups.
This baby will be the jock who impaled his crotch on a gate at the start of idiocracy with 100% certainty. It is not so much a certainty, more an order of probability consistent with NCSWIC. This kid already knows what he wants in life, his dreams and ambitions and consciousness level of a dried apricot, already mapped out like LIDAR mapped out the Isle of Man
Agent Smith would be so fucking proud.
This is the Cabal programming a near fetus to near perfection. What a forced gulp of fly-blown haggis followed by shit-and-strawberry-shortcake this world is.
u/#yesss
Nice Gif but fuck me this is actually disturbing.
This baby, and that's absolutely what it is, has imbibed like a sponge, all of the nuance and mental disconnect of sportsball angry when happy face, well before it is off sippy-cups.
This baby will be the jock who impaled his crotch on a gate at the start of idiocracy with 100% certainty. It is not so much a certainty, more an order of probability consistent with NCSWIC. This kid already knows what he wants in life, his dreams and ambitions and consciousness level of a dried apricot, already mapped out like LIDAR mapped out the Isle of Man
Agent Smith would be so fucking proud.
This is the Cabal programming a near fetus to near perfection. What a forced gulp of fly-blown haggis followed by shit-and-strawberry-shortcake this world is.
It's just a baby, bro, caught in a perfect moment. It's not a video of him chest bumping at a tailgate party.
Give him time.