That's the wrong English. American English is vastly superior. We also say aluminum the right way. Who in the hell wants to use all of those useless 'u's and 'e's in colour, labour, programme, etc. Such a waste of electricity and memory to have to store all of those extra characters ... And they call themselves 'green' ... Lying bastards.
I'm just screwing around btw :-) ... I know where purrkiss is from too :-).
kek. I luv a good satire. I got the picture by "lying bastards." kek again.
The secret to good satire is to make sure you go far enough into the inane that the reader realizes what you're doing. Of course, some bright sparks don't pick up on it, and that can cause some real consternation.
But I can keep my silence no longer. The truth must be told. The highest form of English is 'Strayan. Our fusion of egalitarianism from cockney and convicts is superior even to the yanks, and the elocutionary power of our inherited pommie parlance with a penchant for cutting to the quick and taking no bullshit, while spinning yarns.... well, it's second to none.
Learn English ... It's spelled color :-p .
(Its funnier when you say that to an Englishman ... Or Englishperson ... Or Englishhole ... Or whatever I'm supposed to call them these days).
Educate yourself....It's colour here in SA...
News Flash: American "English" spells things one way, and about a dozen other English speaking countries spell things another way.
Purkiss is South African. They use English English spelling there.
That's the wrong English. American English is vastly superior. We also say aluminum the right way. Who in the hell wants to use all of those useless 'u's and 'e's in colour, labour, programme, etc. Such a waste of electricity and memory to have to store all of those extra characters ... And they call themselves 'green' ... Lying bastards.
I'm just screwing around btw :-) ... I know where purrkiss is from too :-).
kek. I luv a good satire. I got the picture by "lying bastards." kek again.
The secret to good satire is to make sure you go far enough into the inane that the reader realizes what you're doing. Of course, some bright sparks don't pick up on it, and that can cause some real consternation.
But I can keep my silence no longer. The truth must be told. The highest form of English is 'Strayan. Our fusion of egalitarianism from cockney and convicts is superior even to the yanks, and the elocutionary power of our inherited pommie parlance with a penchant for cutting to the quick and taking no bullshit, while spinning yarns.... well, it's second to none.
And know you all know.
signed, Down Under.
at the centre of it all, it is all theatre, this spelling thing... if only there was an organisation that made sure that spelling was universal.
So.... like a Truth Ministry, but for spelling and language....
I think I'll pass.