Yep

Oppressing citizens, creating pay to play schemes, protecting pedos, and enabling a two-tiered justice system?

Do we really want those things done better and cheaper?

😛😂🤣

I'd prefer the private sector to do nothing that the government does. Of course, I'd prefer if the government did nothing that it does either...

In my county, the sheriff's office in 2015 were still rocking dot matrix printers.

. . . and safer and less corrupt . . .

Exception: the justice system. A functioning society must have some method for enforcing judgements on non-cooperative bad actors. You can say "private courts" all you want but if they have the power to penalize violations against the violator's will then they're effectively a government body.