A little history on discovery of Barbados, according to Flip Wilson, as recounted from memory.

First mate leans over the side of the ship and says, "Hey ya'll, ya'll, where is this?", and a fine little indian, west indian girl says, "Why? What the hell ya'll want coming round here in dem ships?"

First mate say, "We out discovering, we going to discover America, we going to discover ya'll". She says, "What if we don't want to be discovered. You can't discover someone if they don't want to be discovered. You better discover you ass away from here.

Chris says, They can't keep us from discovering America, America belongs to every one. LET DOWN THE LONGBOAT!

And they let down the long boat, which was really a short boat on the side of the big boat. They called it the long boat because they had a pee-wee boat but they wasn't going to use that one, and as they were paddling into to shore the men were lying down because the Indians were throwing rock, and spears, and flaming arrows, tree trunks and yelling out a bunch of profanity about Chris's mother and everything.

First mate says, "them Indians are hostile", Chris says, "Ya, and they made too." Turn around, we'll make a map and give it to the pilgrims, pilgrims'll fix their ass.