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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
He was the winning pitcher of the only game I ever saw at Fenway. His catcher, Doug Mirabelli, hit the go-ahead run. RIP Tim.
My, Grandma, what broad shoulders you have!
Boston's Christian churches were a cradle of the Abolitionist movement.
He also looks a lot like Tom Hanks.
I wonder what the feminist response will be when the first woman President has a penis.
Liberals cannot see their own racism and sexism.
A very brief conversation before the express elevator to hell arrives.
Only speak good of the dead.
Senator Feinstein is dead.
They say Mexico City is more affordable than NYC. Send them there.
What soccer team does that dyke play on?
You can't expect him to go to work this late in September. He's only got five weeks to prepare his Halloween costume.
And we're gonna call you Krispy Kreme because you look like you live on glazed donuts.
On his way out the door he needs to be tarred and feathered.
What could force Kamala's resignation as VP but still leave her clean enough to re-enter the Senate? Will they report that she is merely Constitutionally ineligible to be POTUS? If so, how could they not have known that in 2020?
You mean they weren't donating to maintain her lavish lifestyle? I thought her black life mattered to them
Why doesn't the USA send its Vietnam vets back to Saigon for execution?
It collapsed out of sympathy.
A gut feeling, eh? It must have been the poutine. Eh?
Yes, and it makes it that much easier for Trudeau to wage war on the people of Canada, knowing as he does that they colluded with Russia.
How long before the Canadian Parliament officially condemns the USA, the UK, and France for fighting alongside Russia in World Wars One and Two?
The crazy part of this story is that the police did nothing to apprehend the driver. The victim had to solve the case himself before anyone else acted on it.
Of course, this forces us to make jokes about how Mr. Unicep cracked the case single-handedly.
2008 was the year we elected a gay Muslim with a male spouse. There are no transgender characters in children's books that were published before then.
Well, naturally a snoopy dog is going to prefer a sniffer like Biden.
""To Serve Children" by Marina Abramovic. Spoiler alert: it's a cook book!