'Twas going to say, and all though the house
I preferred both a weekly and daily with nous.
The stickies were stuck by the banner with care,
In hopes that the Precipice soon would be there;
The froggies all snug in their onesies and twos
with their popcorns and pepes and night-shift to snooze;
So with Cats on the lam and Qnaut all quiet,
the board, it rolled over with deltas so brigh-et*
When out on the HOT thread there rose such a clatter
And Bubble he polled: say it now or no matter
However you speak up, no one will hear;
Say it now or forever be archived with cheer!
Is it Daily or General, or Weekly or None?
Speak up all you frogs, come on and have fun.
For the deltas are growing and MAGA is blooming
And tockers are ticking, and zoomers are zooming
And you know if you want it, the choice will be yours
To highlight the weekly or give it a pause.
As the march to the pit for the deep state keeps drumming
and nothing, no nothing, can stop what is coming!
And anons are sleeping with dreams in their heads,
of popcorn and justice and drops from the breads,
For the wakers are waking and never so few,
beyond stollen and blitzen and hints from the Q.
Now choose if you can and don't if you can't
A daily, or weekly, or monthly or, aunt
or uncle, or nephew, or niece is so nice,
the decision is yours, at only half-price!
Now up there and at 'em, like old Mighty Mouse
A Weekly, a Monthly or a Daily with nous!
Merry Qfast and Pepe New Year!
Peace and Blessings and Freedom for all!
- brigh-et = "bright" with 2 syllables. Coz you know, cadence.
nous: nous
/naʊs/ noun 1.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
common sense; practical intelligence.
"if he had any nous at all, he'd sell the film rights"
Good post OP,
That mod poll thread was interesting.
I wanted to suggest we make a special thread type that put a counter by each reply. The counter would only count up to 751. Then the post and replies would self lock, but until 750 replies to the original post are reached, the thread remains open. We could have these volunteers whom would summarize the quality replies and information and only one would be on deck at a time but rules would be set to handoff the mantle if the one assigned had to be offline for awhile or if the thread was slow rolling to 751. So the volunteers we would call bakers and the thread would be numbered and referred to as the bread. And people could post their shower thoughts and research in the thread. The baker would take the most interesting and useful information or thoughts and would be responsible for summarizing those things into the next new post (bread) which would become the next numbered new 751 limit post. And as long as we have safeguards in place to make sure not to let a baker group of only one mindset capture control of everything, it should feel pretty cozy after things get rolling. Plus we won't have CIA and Mosad monkeys posting rolling porn (sometimes illegal shit) and gore and racism and about their poor cat and other obscenities here (trying to shit the bread) since mods will remove that garbage. The site would also need a safeguard to prevent premature baking of a bread and also an emergency bake option too (for unforeseen problem scenarios).
I guess the mod with the poll was wise to peeps like me jumping in with "new" (old /other) ideas and locked replies out so it was only an upvote competition instead.
u/#crumbs
A baker thread would be pretty neat.
Hmmm....
"thank you baker"