He won 2nd place. A distant 2nd but it's still 2nd. That's the most he'll ever get so let him go home & put it on his wall so his grandchildren can admire him.
Except when it's called First Runner Up in a beauty pageant you would have won if the mayor's 6-year-old daughter hadn't been allowed to compete with the 7-year-olds. It was almost 50 years ago, though, so I'm not salty.
He won 2nd place. A distant 2nd but it's still 2nd. That's the most he'll ever get so let him go home & put it on his wall so his grandchildren can admire him.
Besides, I'd rather him come in 2nd than Haily
Also known as first loser.
Except when it's called First Runner Up in a beauty pageant you would have won if the mayor's 6-year-old daughter hadn't been allowed to compete with the 7-year-olds. It was almost 50 years ago, though, so I'm not salty.
Lmao.