Uh oh.. Trump Picks On Kayleigh McEnany And Calls Her RINO [Sauce in comments]
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Okay, I'm back to Ted Nugent for press secretary because Kayleigh is out, Tucker wouldn't take the pay cut and abuse, and because it would be funny as hell to watch Uncle Ted destroy the media EVERYDAY. He'd also be a lot of fun to watch as secretary of defense which is one of the craziest thoughts that I've ever had.
Both scenarios would make amazing SNL skits if they ever get their heads out of their asses.
HO LEE FUK!
That would be the funniest thing ever.
JOURNALIST: Is it true that the President (Trump) is once again collaborating with Putin to start a war in Syria?
PRESS SECRETARY TED NUGENT: Well, Jane, that is an interesting question. Tell me, Jane, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? Is that why you're so damn stupid? Next question!
I think that you won the internet for today fren. ;)
Ted would be a straight shooter, but what about James Woods.....He brings the fire...
Don't go all serious on me now. ;) James would wear them down slowly. I want them to have PTSD.
I am once again casting my internet vote for press secretary to be ALEX. JONES.
Nope, Kid Rock for press secretary. Can't spare Ted from serving as Defense Secretary.
And every press conference starts with "my name is kiiiiiiiiiiidddd.
KID ROCK!"
Press Room at the White House.
Jouralists all in their seats.
Questions and trick questions at the ready.
Cameras on.
Quiet please, we are about to begin the press conference.
Does everyone have their questions ready?
Yes? Good.
Ted Nugent and Kid Rock walk out onto the press conference stage.
With their guitars.
They jam to Ted Nuget's "Cat Scratch Fever," followed by Kid Rock's "All Summer Long."
They then say, "No more questions. Press conference is over. Thank you, and good night. "
They walk off stage.
Kid Rock takes the podium to American Badass and the theme music for Uncle Ted as Sec of Homeland Security is Free For All. When in doubt I whip it out, its a free for all.