Uh oh.. Trump Picks On Kayleigh McEnany And Calls Her RINO [Sauce in comments]
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Nope, Kid Rock for press secretary. Can't spare Ted from serving as Defense Secretary.
And every press conference starts with "my name is kiiiiiiiiiiidddd.
KID ROCK!"
Press Room at the White House.
Jouralists all in their seats.
Questions and trick questions at the ready.
Cameras on.
Quiet please, we are about to begin the press conference.
Does everyone have their questions ready?
Yes? Good.
Ted Nugent and Kid Rock walk out onto the press conference stage.
With their guitars.
They jam to Ted Nuget's "Cat Scratch Fever," followed by Kid Rock's "All Summer Long."
They then say, "No more questions. Press conference is over. Thank you, and good night. "
They walk off stage.
Kid Rock takes the podium to American Badass and the theme music for Uncle Ted as Sec of Homeland Security is Free For All. When in doubt I whip it out, its a free for all.