US defense chief Austin ‘admitted to critical care unit’: Pentagon
(insiderpaper.com)
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He’s already been taken out in Ukraine. Don’t you just love the transparency of our beloved government!! Lie, lie, lie to the people. It’s so disgusting!
Then they bring in the fake ass (possibly AI) Loyd Austin, show he's "still alive" and everyone say's oh I guess that him being turned to pink mist in Ukraine was just another conspiracy theory ha ha! But wait, now all of a sudden he's in the hospital in critical condition?! Yeah...now he will "die in a US hospital", everything wrapped up in a neat bow. See I also have a theory about the rash of Seal deaths, they didn't die in rando accidents, they were part of Austins protection detail in Ukraine and got smoked along with him.
Yep.💯
Why are they telling us this?
Probably preparing public for his departure. Rumors say he was already taken out in Ukraine when he was invisible for a week.
oh yeah, that makes sense,
It's a security issue, I would expect them not to make it public if he were incapacitated.
Critical care + bladder issue = dick is rotting off. Probably caught something nasty from one of his administrations border crossing migration victims.
The cover story.
Fournier's Gangrene, not a bladder but a nut sack. Bad problem if this. May have to involuntarily transition. But will fit right in this administration, probably get a raise.
First, that guy in the photo is from Central Casting. It's odd that King Charles is also offline with prostate issues, My step dad had prostate issues, one of the side effects of the treatments is ED (Erectile Dysfunction)
Darth Prostate